I HAVE A HEART MADE OF GLASS

AND A MIND MADE OF COFETTI

MY BODY IS TINFOIL

MY ARMS ARE SPAGHETTI

MY BOOBS ARE FRIED EGGS

MY HEART’S AN INFLATED BALLOON

I HAVE LICORICE FOR LEGS

MY NECK’S A HARPOON

MY FEET ARE PADDLE POPS

MY HANDS ARE OVEN MITTS

MY EARS ARE CHOCOLATE DROPS

AND MY EYES ARE PEACH PITS

MY MOUTH IS A WILTED ROSE

MY TUMMY AN OVER-INFLATED TYRE

MY THIGHS ARE TRUNKS THAT GROW AND GROW

AND MY WRINKLES I WISHED THEY’D RETIRE

YOU SEE I’M A MIXED UP MASH OF ODDS & SODS

YOU MUST  HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR, GOD.